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Everyone has one, it sits in your purse, pocket, center car console or even one of those retro 90’s belt holsters you find in the discount isle at every department store. You either hate it or you love it, but either way it’s got a ring to it and the ringtone you choose may be a signifier of your personality. Yes, we’re talking about your phone, the 6-8 inch magical hunk of plastic you can’t easily live without.
Research from the Popular Institute of Psychologists, otherwise known as PIP among its alum, says if you choose anything more than the list of techno beats in your phone’s list of ringtones you’re more interesting than the annoyed shoppers behind you in the grocery line silently judging you for choosing the most recent Megan Thee Stallion hit to alert you for every text message.
Here’s a short list of the possible personality traits behind your ringtone.
- Bruno Mars, Locked out of Heaven
This sweet little beat could indicate that you’re very secretive about your personal life, you like to make connections with big names in your community, especially if there’s a gig in it for you, but you keep most people at arms length because you like your anonymity.
- Stevie Nicks, Landslide
This oldie but goodie could mean that you’re an international stuntman, meaning, if it’s dangerous and doable, you’ll do it if it means that you can watch the world burn. Big data doesn’t scare you and you let the world know it with your 1994 Billboard hit.
- Starland, Afternoon Delight
Ah… The seventies, free love, the patchouli renaissance, this cute little tone may indicate that you love to get love, and even more, you love great discotech. You’re probably really handy at rocket science and get a strange and unpredictable hankering for ice cream in the middle of the day.
- Hot Chelle Rae, Tonight Tonight
This hip moving, young adult fave might say you’ve got a thing for politics, and you might be running the show someday with the help of Stevie.
But a few postulations from a group of inflated egos shouldn’t dictate how you see yourself or how you relate to the music you love. Music means everything different to each individual and much like a quip from the personals where they post the daily zodiac, the ambiguity in these songs could have any number of personality descriptions. So we say, you do you Boo.
Not an actual news media post. For entertainment purposes only.
