Featured Photo: All of the brilliant new titles you could be assaulting your close friends and family with
Amazon.com has grown to become an online version of a Vegas street Bazaar 
Some publishers have found incredible ways to help improve lives by designing self help and organization journals. Yet, some have found less productive, more… let’s say ill mannered uses for the publishing company in the guise of humor books with the use of poetic homophonic limericks.
The first example we ran into was ‘Becky the Throat Goat’
A rhyme about a goat with an oversized throat who is enjoyed by the boys in town written by an author by the name of Brad Gosse. The art is juvenile and the poetry doesn’t meet the standard for your average nursery rhyme, but, if you’re looking to target someone of the female gender it’s the perfect gift to make them feel utterly ashamed.
Next is ‘Mom Runs Trains on the Weekends with Dad’s Friends’
A slightly more disturbing 5 pages where a little girl describes to her class mates how her mother spends her weekends. A perfect gift if you’re a misogynist looking to bully a female matriarch in your network.
And if you’d like to expose your tightly conservative friends to a lot of homosexual puns, there’s ‘Put Tony’s Nuts in Your Mouth’, by Bimisi Tayanita.
Better artistry and slightly more advanced language, the author highlights how nuts are a popular item in any demographic and liking them isn’t anything shameful.
Amazon KDP is a divine and innovative platform where you too can casually assault someone in your network with a double entendre specifically written to highlight insecurities in a less traditional form of child’s-play. With the success of these examples of the next great American novel you can see that the bar isn’t that high and almost anything is permissible as long as it rhymes. All you need is a computer and a paint program and your Christmas shopping list is complete.
Not an actual News Media post/For entertainment purposes only
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